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Nothing to unlock. Just pure digital generosity. Totally useless — intentionally.

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$1

We’ll smile. You’ll feel kind. That’s it.

  • ✔ A warm fuzzy feeling
  • ✖ No features unlocked

Splurge Premium

$5 /month

For patrons of the absurd. Get absolutely nothing in return. Bold.

  • ✔ VIP status in your own mind
  • ✖ No content, perks, or features